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Liberally Stephanie Miller

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  Current    Liberally Stephanie Miller    News/Business.   
   (2012)  (CC) (Stereo)  

    December 5, 2012
    9:00 - 12:00pm PST  

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[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: hello current tv! guess what i got you guys all as early christmas presents. >> what? >> spongebob squarepants. >> he lives in a pineapple under the sea. >> he will be on the phobe this hour! how about that, jacki? >> very exciting. just repeated the one line i knew. he lives in a pineapple under the sea. >> stephanie: i got you sexy liberal man meat hal sparks in hour number three. even more exciting for political geeks like me, representative tim wall. putting forth the petition for the middle class tax cuts in the house.
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>> like that. >> stephanie: a little something for everybody this morning. here she is, jacki schechner for everybody. in the current news center. >> good morning, everybody! president obama is meeting with business leaders again today to talk about the consequences of going over the fiscal cliff. he's also claiming to call on congressional leaders to make sure we raise the debt ceiling without contention. the white house making the case that extending the bush tax cuts for the middle class is directly connected to the health of our businesses. companies need to know consumers will be able to spend and in his first post-election interview president obama again rejected the house republican counteroffer that is on the table. >> unfortunately the speaker's proposal right now is still out of balance. we're going to have to see the rates on the top 2% go up and we're not going to be able to get a deal without it. >> let's hope he sticks to it. >> g.o.p. leaders aren't only dealing with the president and congressional democrats they're dealing with a split within their own ranks. more conservative republicans don't want party leaders to compromise anymore than they think they already have.
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even though the republican plan offers up $800 billion in new taxes without upping tax rates at all tea party leaders say higher taxes shouldn't be in any form because it is not what republicans stand for. south carolina senator jim demint went so far as to call on supporters of his senate conservative fund to call senate republicans and ask them to oppose what he's calling the boehner tax hike. the looming question for republicans what may be willing to compromise is what's your bottom line? the fallback position that is most likely at this point may turn out to be extending the middle class tax cuts through the end of the year and then continuing this fight in the run-up the need to raise the debt ceiling the end of january or early february. just what we need for it to drag on even longer. we're back with more show after the break. stay with us.
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jennifer > it's these "talking points" that the right have about "the heavy hand of government". i want to have that conversation. let's talk about it. really. really! that you're gonna lay people off because now the government's going to help you fund your health care. really? i wanna be able to have those conversations. not just to be confrontational, but to understand what the other side is saying. and you know, i'd like to arm our viewers with the ability to argue with their conservative uncle joe over the dinner table.
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the chill of peppermint. the rich dark chocolate. york peppermint pattie get the sensation.
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>> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's "the stephanie miller show." ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ and it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey, all right now ♪ ♪ and it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it! six minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12. phone number toll free from anywhere. "the stephanie miller show" the web site. you can e-mail us all there. jim ward, chris lavoie, me, stephanie miller. very short to the point hate
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letter. look, jim, he couldn't get out of the subject line. his lovely wife did not show him -- >> how do i get in the big box? i can't work the typewriter with the tv on it. >> did you plug it in? >> yeah, i plugged it in. >> stephanie: can you prescreen that for me? because i don't know which one he means. >> no! >> stephanie: well there goes all of my fun. >> he means the front? >> stephanie: he does. >> because you're a chick. >> stephanie: okay. >> no, he means the front. >> stephanie: no caps anywhere to be seen. hope you get your nasty [ bleep ] off the air. it was a c word but it is not that one. >> it could be a plumber's but it's not. >> we know what the word is now. come on. >> stephanie: thanks, jack. happy holidays to you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: do not have the -- either the energy or the know-how to get into the big
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box. he clearly had a lot more to say to me. >> he didn't give you a reason why he wanted to get your -- >> stephanie: my nasty [ bleep ] off the air. >> he just ordered you to. >> stephanie: he said he hopes that i do. >> oh. >> stephanie: i hate to disappoint him. i have no plans unless he knows something i don't know. hmm, speaking of wow. speaking of nasty caroline says steph, i can't believe the 38 republican senators who voted against the united nations treaty to protect the rights of the disabled. this is like a christmas carol. there's poor bob dole off his deathbed in a wheelchair -- >> he's been ill yeah. >> stephanie: last week he was reported to be not doing well. >> slapping him on the back. no, we aren't going to vote for it. it is crazy. >> stephanie: a christmas carol. they're so mean. i hope they say hello to the dodo birds. >> they're pushing bob dole over
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a cliff in his wheelchair. >> stephanie: caroline says one of their excuses that threatened american sovereignty and the endangered home schooling because it would allow american government to impose new laws on disabled home school children. there is no wording that hints that either one of those things could be true. for some of the senators, the real reasoning was because they believe the treaty is part of a vast conspiracy. >> vast conspiracy to tell us that the world is round. everybody knows that ain't so. we could fall right off. >> stephanie: bob dole came to show his support for the treaty. john mccain even voted for it. there they are. >> blue helmets and black helicopters everywhere you look. >> stephanie: you know what? what a perfect day to have spongebob squarepants on the show with a message for republicans. ♪ spongebob here ♪ ♪ kris means presents and mistletoe ♪ ♪ sharing and caring ♪
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♪ during this season, please, don't be a jerk ♪ ♪ bring joy to the world it's the thing to do ♪ ♪ the world does not revolve around you ♪ ♪ don't be a jerk ♪ ♪ it's christmas ♪ ♪ there's a sign above the line that says express ♪ ♪ that means ten items or less ♪ ♪ don't be a jerk ♪ ♪ it's christmas ♪ ♪ don't you screen my calls ♪ ♪ don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls ♪ >> stephanie: all right. tomkinny joins us in about 20 minutes. the original song, don't be a [ bleep ], it's christmas.
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>> stephanie: a male organ. >> don't be a richard. >> stephanie: little message for the entire republican party. speaking of which. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] we're going to d.c. i love "the washington post" headline. republicans losing blame game on fiscal cliff. neener. majority of americans say if the country goes over the cliff on december 31st, congressional republicans should bear the brunt of the blame. "washington post" pew poll -- >> pew pew. >> stephanie: latest time the g.o.p. faces a tireless task between now and the end of the year. 53% say the g.o.p. would and should lose the fiscal cliff blame game. 27% say the president. so there. [ ♪ nah nah nah nah nah ♪ ] >> stephanie: a tee and then a hee. donna says i got my tickets. steph, as your official vegetarian travel agent i got
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meet and grope tickets. so did many of our stephanie and the mooks meet up group. >> i love that. >> stephanie: not that kind of meet. we're having a celebration dinner this sunday to celebrate getting meet and grope tickets to what -- >> it's a new year and time for a new inauguration. >> the president of the united states is once again barack obama. s. ♪ >> time for a new sexy liberal. >> i guess i'll have to speak for the people of my state from right here. >> no, a new sexy liberal show. >> january 19th, inauguration weekend in our nation's capital at the warner theatre, "the stephanie miller show" sexy liberal comedy tour makes its 2013 debut. >> we have serious problems to solve and we need serious people to solve them. >> featuring hal sparks. >> have a lot of liberal friends that love this country enough to vote almost every other election. >> john fuglesang.
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aisha tyler and the queen of progressive talk radio stephanie miller. >> you dirty sleazy, sexy liberals. god bless you. >> the long-awaited washington, d.c. "the stephanie miller show" sexy liberal show at the warner theatre january 19th. yahoo. >> are vegetarians allowed to drink? >> they enjoy it. >> it will be a meet and grope minus the meat. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> stephanie: someone sent me -- julie sent me an early christmas gift. future wife stack. and someone that makes me feel about my drinking solution. >> okay. >> stephanie: wow. jana lawrence, please and thank you. a woman watching college football at two different restaurants in dacular -- dac eula georgia. she got so intoxicated she allegedly screamed profanities exposed her breasts to other customers and rubbed the genitals of one woman and licked her face. >> wow nice. >> stephanie: well, not when
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you see the picture. she was eventually kicked out of that place and moved over to friends sports bar where apparently everyone knows her name. she's liquid them at one time or another. friends is a sports bar next door where she allegedly continued her antics. the manager friend asked her to leave because her buttocks were exposed. she responded by pulling her pants down even further. there! >> sounds like a very pleasant woman. >> stephanie: two men at the bar seated on either side complained to police that she inappropriately touched them by rubbing one's penis. she kept up her charm by calling him derogatory terms for homosexual males and people of african-american disscent. she was glad to be going to jail because her husband beats her ass and he wouldn't be able to
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do that if she's behind bars. that was before asking a female deputy if she had and wanted a girlfriend. [ applause ] >> that's a little rough. >> that's sad. [ applause ] >> stephanie: getting thrown out of two sports bars in one night. that takes some doing. >> i think i did that in college. >> stephanie: really? >> yeah. once we started doing shots of gin. >> bad idea. >> really bad idea. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> stephanie: didn't even involve brown liquor. >> no. >> stephanie: here's -- happy marriages. man arrested for slipping meth into his wife's cigarette. in bremerton. you know what? >> he was probably married to that woman from the bar. >> stephanie: you know, there
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are some things you can't work out. there are some differences that are too much. meth lover. not a meth lover. how are you going to work that out? >> gin shots. >> stephanie: okay. 20-year-old man has been charged with assault after allegedly put methamphetamine in his wife's cigarette without her knowledge. the man told his wife that he wanted her to experience a meth high so she would understand why he likes it so much. called police while they were at the house with their two children. >> oh! >> stephanie: her husband offered her a cigarette. when she started freaking out her husband told her he had put meth in the cigarette. ha ha! see what i did? [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> some people need to have a license to have children, i think. >> stephanie: right! meanwhile, gay people shouldn't. the husband allegedly told two friends he had a 15-point plan to get his wife addicted to meth. >> 15 points. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> what you do when you're on meth apparently. >> stephanie: probably love energy for planning.
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>> put meth in your wife's cigarette because it might be bad for her. oh wait. >> stephanie: the regular healthy kind of cigarette. right. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. sara in new york. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi sara. [no audio] >> caller: you know the republicans that voted down the treaty for the disabilities act? >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: i don't understand how it -- it hurt my stomach when i heard this last night. i was actually watching it on tv. and my father's disabled. he had polio when he was a child. he has to wear braces and stuff but now the republicans that voted this down, how do you get that out there? i mean actually -- i know not everybody watches the senate house. >> stephanie: sara, i think it is out there. because in this day and age we're in such a 24 hour news
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cycle with visual images, i think the visual image of bob dole in his wheelchair and elder statesman above the republican party going to the senate floor after he was in the hospital last week and they still vote it down is -- i think that's why it is also just so -- >> i couldn't believe they did that. >> stephanie: at christmas. >> don't be a jerk. it's christmas. >> stephanie: what am i thinking of again? oliver twist. scrooge. all of them rolled into one! okay. 18 minutes -- >> bob kratch et? >> stephanie: right! >> not oliver twist. >> stephanie: entirely different. 18 minutes after the hour. kids, when meeting in person we express so much through the raise of an eyebrow like what the hell are you talking about? your references make no sense. you need to see that in crystal clear hd video quality and you can with go to meeting with hd faces. meet face-to-face with colleagues and clients. go to meeting takes simple online meetings a big step forward with the highest quality
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>> stephanie miller. ♪ why don't they do do what they say, say what they mean ♪ ♪ one thing leads to another ♪ ♪ tell me something wrong ♪ ♪ i know i listen too long ♪ ♪ but then one thing leads to another, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 24 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number. mary ann in utah. hi, mary ann. >> caller: hi, steph, how are you this morning? >> stephanie: good. go ahead.
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>> caller: congratulations. you made sean hannity last night. >> stephanie: again? >> caller: you did. >> stephanie: it is too much. >> caller: you have just got this guy's panties in such a wad. he can't stand is it. >> he likes it. >> caller: he was commenting on how disgusting and nasty the liberal media was and he said for example "the stephanie miller show," we said shut the hell up. he talked about you talking about the stupid rape comments. >> he played that before. >> stephanie: you said it is a rapey, rapey day. oh my god, i thought his little head was going to explode. not that i watch him i flip over there every once in awhile to see their heads explode. >> stephanie: that's why they lost women by double digits because they became the rapey party. >> caller: i'm from utah. >> stephanie: i paused there so that they have an edit point for next week. there you go. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i'm a helper broadcasting because you and i
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know how hard it is -- sarah palin doesn't breathe on his show to enable you to get a sound byte -- >> that's shorter than 45 seconds. >> stephanie: that we can play for right-wing world in our lifetime. >> you could cut up a sarah palin piece into various pieces and stick them together randomly. >> stephanie: it is like a scrabble board exploded. there's words and is there an end of a thought or sentence anywhere? >> she must have the largest lungs onate because she never takes a breath. >> >> stephanie: did she not use socialist or socialism five times yesterday? socialist president that engages in the socialism in the -- >> socialistically. >> good lord. >> stephanie: okay. >> which is why we have single payer. >> stephanie: no we don't. jim in wisconsin you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi jim. >> caller: how you doing? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: first time caller. my question is -- my subject
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would be i think it is about time now for term limits with the debacle that's going on in the senate. and also a line item veto. >> i don't know about term limits though because -- >> stephanie: let's term them to two years. >> there's something to be said for people on our side being the heads of committees. >> stephanie: you mean like elizabeth warren on the banking committee? ha ha! [ ♪ nah nah nah nah nah ♪ ] >> oh, scott brown has just gotta be going -- >> stephanie: this is the election that keeps on giving this holiday season. that and karl rowe and dick morris benched at fox news. [ ♪ nah nah nah nah nah ♪ ] >> producers have to get the direct approval of roger ailes before those two are booked on any show. >> stephanie: kelly is making dick morris jokes. someone said to her i like dick
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morris. he's always wrong but he makes me feel good. >> oh, my god! >> we're going to win in a landslide. it's in the bag. i just know. i have a feeling -- what's happened? >> stephanie: sputter sputter, sputter. >> humina, humina, humina. >> stephanie: white house spokesman jay carney dismissed boehner's proposals as magic beans and fairy dust. [farting sounds] >> if the president really wants to avoid sending the economy over the fiscal cliff he's done nothing to demonstrate it. >> we don't know who pays. we don't know what we're talking about in terms of actual legislation to increase revenues it's magic beans and fairy dust. [farting sounds] >> stephanie: all right. >> fairy dust goes very well with bourbon. >> stephanie: republicans were quick to say that boehner's plan
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was attracting criticism from the right particularly from jim demint of south carolina, tea party leader and as such, represented more of a compromise than obama's stance. uh no! nice try. demint said boehner's plan will destroy american jobs and allow politicians in washington to spend more. oh, please we're not falling for this. they think if they criticize the plan, oh, well it must be a good compromise then. nice try! 29 minutes after the hour. spongebob squarepants tom kenny, our buddy our pal next on "the stephanie miller show." you know who's coming on to me now? you know the kind of guys who do like verse mortgage commercials? those types are coming on to me all the time now. >> she gets the comedians laughing... >> that's hilarious! >> ...and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room
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in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me. >> absolutely! >> and so would mitt romeny. >> she's joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv.
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♪ bring joy to the world it's the thing to do ♪ ♪ but the world does not revolve around you ♪ ♪ don't be a jerk ♪ ♪ it's christmas ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "the stephanie miller show." 34 minutes after the hour. being a well-known potty mouth myself, i enjoy the original version. don't be a [ bleep ] it is fabulous. so is my friend, tom kenny. spongebob squarepants. >> good morning. how are you? >> man hello. >> i wish i was in the studio though. >> stephanie: i know. next time. >> we'll have you in very soon. >> stephanie: you're very busy because of your wildly popular it's a spongebob christmas album. >> yes, it is a spongebob christmas album. here is where you start to feel
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a million years old. it is a digital album. apparently they don't manufacture the disks anymore. >> what did they do with my -- >> it is magical sound and it comes on your computer machine. come out of it. >> stephanie: thank you, tom. that's a better explanation than i could have given. >> the magical sound bits go to create -- it is like a science filmstrip. >> we were saying that for some reason, it is always such great timing politically because the republicans inevitably are acting like jerks at christmastime. here we go with the fiscal cliff and the debt and now they vote down the disabilities act right in front of bob dole in a real wheelchair. we're just like wow. >> absolutely. if anyone wants to make a music video using this song as the background alluding to all of that stuff you're talking about you know, i'm not going to say no. >> stephanie: there you go. >> i can't speak for viacom's lawyers. >> stephanie: no. >> but i'm not going to say no.
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>> stephanie: here's a fun fact. co-wrote ten of the album songs. who is so handsome and rowic and talented. >> thank you. >> don't be a jerk dates from 2009. the joe wilson thing was happening. it just seemed like rudeness and you know, the lack of manners and civil discourses breaking down. you know, my cowriter, andy and i came up with this phrase, how about a song don't be a jerk, it's christmas. it wasn't jerk as you know, stephanie. it begins with a d and ends with a k and ends with flick but -- >> stephanie: yes. >> three years later it is a whole spongebob christmas album where we have a whole bunch of other songs. one done in street corner l.a., doo wop style. one done off the elvis christmas album. it is about having fun. jonathan richmond is on it playing guitar.
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>> stephanie: as you talk about, congressman joe wilson who yelled you lie at the president during the state of the union, that seems like the good ole days. charming time of being a jerk back then. >> that sounds relatively quaint. when nickelodeon decided they wanted to use the song as kind of like the springboard for a whole christmas special which actually airs tomorrow, it is a stop motion, done like rankin bass rudeolph special from the '60s, it is really cool. i came up with this story and andy palely and i where we were trying to find a reason for this. we said there must be be something like a jerk toy like a media of jerktonium. woke up over earth and landed in certain places. >> stephanie: all of the states currently looking it to secede. >> you might want to go through
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there with a geiger counter and take a jerktonium reading. the special involves this jerktonium meteor that -- the radiation turns people into these dispentic cranky bullies at this time of year where you really should be working to be the opposite of that. baby steps. then we'll work on the other 51 weeks of the year. >> stephanie: tom, it is interesting you say that. it is like a national tantrum since this election. i've never seen this. have you? >> no. but i have to say i've never just rewound things on my dvr so often because i just -- in disbelief and have to watch it again and again going really? am i dreaming? >> stephanie: they did this poll. 25% of republicans say they would like their state to secede from the union. >> see ya later! >> good luck with that. >> stephanie: 49% of republican voters nationally think acorn stole the election.
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which does not exist anymore. >> wow. you guys already took care of that. you know. unfortunately. but yeah, i gotta say you know, like as far as the secession thing goes, i say give -- we'll take the cooks and the musicians and the artists you know. anybody who is artistic and sensitive. or a good cook, we'll take. give us you're tired, you're poor. people who know how to make gumbo. [ laughter ] >> everybody else can f off. >> stephanie: i don't find this surprising since in the same poll, tom since the election, we've seen a 5-point increase in democratic identification. 5-point decrease in republican identification to 32%. they really are beginning to go the way of the wigs, aren't they? >> i think so. you know, i don't see any other way it can go. although you know, i don't -- i
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don't -- i can't stop thinking that maybe it doesn't seem possible but maybe there will be some crazy evil plan, hail mary pass, you know, thing that kind of reinvigorates the party but i just can't see what that would be. but you know, i'm somebody who until the check clears, i don't believe it's really happening. i'm still pinching myself. i'm still pinching myself, you know, not being able to believe that things are as good as they are. >> stephanie: i know. i know. like i say yesterday was the perfect capper. you see one of the last reasonable republicans bob dole, war hero, in a wheelchair and them voting against the disabilities act in front of him. don't be a jerk! it's christmas! >> just pushing him down the stairs like you know, kiss of death or whatever that movie is. out of the way! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: tom kenny, you have to go you're too popular. the spongebob christmas album is
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out. get it. >> i'll be in the studio next time. i miss you. >> stephanie: miss you too. bye, sweetie. [ applause ] >> stephanie: he's so cute! >> he's from syracuse, new york. >> stephanie: i know it. >> you're part of the sticks. >> stephanie: did you put that thing i asked you to in the thing. because speak of which -- [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] somebody, oh, my god. i need my nostalgia music first. speaking of which. because this was the commercial that played endlessly during my youth in upstate new york near tom kenny in syracuse. let's see. bill writes steph i grew up in toronto. during the 1960s and watched broadcast tv from buffalo. back when we could receive five channels via antenna. i'm that old. >> i remember it when you could only get channels via antenna. >> the commercial with the two little boys with the antenna holding the rabbit ears for their father. three from buffalo and two from
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toronto. i'm wondering if stephanie remembers irv weinstein and rocket chip 7 with commander tom and his hand puppet dust mop. yes! i also recall every newscast began with a story about a house fire somewhere in the viewing area. the towns come to mind. seems like they were constantly on fire. bill. i think so, bill. i remember that. weinstein was always reporting about a house fire. i'm guessing a lot of people were trying to make chicken wings at home with the wrong kind of grease. >> or just heating your home because it is so freakin' cold there. >> stephanie: yes. >> that could be. >> let's set the house on fire. then we'll be warm. >> stephanie: he also says p.s. you wonder why i grew up so weird? if you had to watch that every commercial break almost your entire childhood -- all right.
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i don't know what that kid is. >> there are three of them in the ad. three different ones. >> stephanie: wonder how things worked out for him. one wonders. aside from that story of the man what tried to put meth in his wife's cigarette. >> could be pun of the upon tilla brothers. >> stephanie: annie in los angeles. hi annie. >> caller: hi, steph. hi max. i'm one of the gals in the chat. i watch you every day. love you. yeah, i'm the blond that shows up as your l.a. sexy liberal shows and i talked to jim a little bit. i'm disabled. i'm 40. i just turned -- i'm turning 40 something. i became disabled at 46 years old. it was a i chiropractor who broke my neck. i went back to work arrive i had surgery. -- to work after i had surgery.
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six screws, a big plate in my neck. the plate destroyed the disk and i had to have a second surgery. >> stephanie: oh, my god. >> i never came out of it. you have to have a lawyer and go to court. you need a judge. to be able to grant you disability. and when they -- the republicans didn't vote on the disabilities act yesterday it hurt so bad. it is undescribable. >> stephanie: it doesn't hurt just disabled people. it hurts any disabled -- it hurts any person to watch that. >> caller: i did not do this to myself. i want to work. oh, if i could go back to work. i would love it so much! but i did not do this to myself. >> stephanie: i know. >> caller: it was done in surgery. the surgery went wrong and here i am. and you know, those guys, every single one of them, they're going to need god in heaven and
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they're going to -- that's all i have to say. i'm too choked up. >> stephanie: listen, we got your back. obviously the majority of people feel the way we do or the election wouldn't have turned out this way. by the way, i love the way you opened your call that you're the blond that came to the l.a. sexy liberal show. >> annie, you and i talked. >> caller: i have pictures of all of you guys. i talked with jim and his wife was going to give me a physical therapist so maybe i'll stay on the line and give t-bone my number to get with jim's wife. >> stephanie: hang on. >> caller: when you become disabled, somebody else does it to you. it is just not fair. the republicans in the united states just cannot get a grip. >> stephanie: annie, hang on, okay? t-bone will get you. >> all right. >> stephanie: 45 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> it's a combination of low self-esteem, low blood sugar and mixing red wine with my dog's
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plus a -- [ applause ] >> wow. >> stephanie: hello doris in kentucky. >> caller: hello steph. we live -- ashley judd is exploring the possibility of running for the seat of mitch mcconnell. >> stephanie: i think that's awesome. >> we couldn't be anymore excited. we're bursting at the seams. louisville is supporting it. i think what she said this morning is to see if -- to see the possibility. but we're -- trying to stay connected on the web and let her know we'll support her. we will start some progress of trying to get this man off of the senate.
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>> stephanie: yep absolutely. we will be all over that to eject the turtle from his terrarium in kentucky. >> send him back to the galapagos. >> stephanie: for smokin' hot actress ashley judd. we were trying to talk elizabeth into running for congress. >> she should. >> stephanie: you're like michele bachmann but smart. that could be our cause out here in hollywood. smokin' hot actresses elected to something. >> and she doesn't have an allegedly gay husband. >> stephanie: right. so there's that. a different picture to send jim of her. it is extraordinary. >> stephanie: let's go to michael in north carolina. hi michael welcome. >> caller: how you doin' steph? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i wanted to say about republicans, about how they seem to change their mind when
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something -- when something personal comes up to them like john mccain. he spent six years -- he's a disabled veteran. he voted for the treaty. and he had been tortured. he came out of said torture. didn't work. and then dick cheney, you know, his daughter is gay. and he is for gays getting married. it seems like when they have stuff personal happen to them, they become reasonable. >> stephanie: yeah interesting point. you know, this headline -- [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] i ask this all the time. who are the republicans fighting for on the fiscal cliff? look at every poll. americans largely agree with the president which is why they re-elected him. the president. >> when you look at the map it doesn't work. -- when you look at the math it doesn't work. we'll have to see the rates on the top 2% go up and we're not going to be able to get a deal without it.
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>> stephanie: we just talked about this earlier. a newly-released poll from "the washington post" and pew shows 53% of americans would blame republicans if we don't get a fiscal cliff agreement. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] the numbers are largely unchanged from the ones conducted right after the election. that's exactly what the president said. we're in the exit polls. to only 27% would blame obama if the country goes over the cliff. blah blah, blah. to that 64%ers who didn't believe it would have a major effect on the u.s. economy and 60% think that will be negative. who are republicans fighting for? not for a majority of americans. he's fighting for the top 2% who he says are actually small business owners. >> mmm no. >> stephanie: talk points are getting moldy. a $600 million a year hedge fund would qualify as a small business by paul ryan's misleading definition. regardless of the small business description, that still puts them in the 1% which is less than the majority of americans
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are compressed by the jobs. >> small compared to the planet jupiter. >> stephanie: right. all relative. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i don't know what this means. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] i don't know what this means chris. two fiscal conservatives booted from the panel. boehner is getting ready to -- be reasonable? >> no. it means there's disarray in the republican party. >> stephanie: two of the most conservative republicans in the house have been kicked off the house budget committee. a rare move that could make it easier for the fanel to advance a deal with democrats to cut deficits but -- >> grover norquist drowns himself in a bathtub. after he hears that. >> he made me do it. >> stephanie: two of the republicans that vote most often against boehner. boehner is trying to control his caucus.
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>> i'll be really surprised -- >> stephanie: these two guys, whatever their names are they said despite sweeping changes to medicare and medicaid, paul ryan's budget didn't make deep enough cuts to entitlement. those guys. yeah, that wasn't quite mean enough. [ applause ] >> i would be surprised if boehner kept his leadership position in the next congress. >> stephanie: really? >> yeah. because he's not -- >> stephanie: i picture eric cantor rubbing his hands together like snidely whiplash. >> he can't keep the caucus together. the republicans are famous for staying together. he can't keep them together. >> flabbergasted! >> that's doing a bad job. >> stephanie: he's flabbergasted at his own caucus. [mumbling] >> stephanie: by the way doesn't he get drunker every day? hey, john in new jersey, go ahead. >> caller: i'm john weston and
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i'm dyslexic. i thought what they did in congress was a national tragedy. i did -- the thing i'm saying is these republicans really look like they're totally nuts. and one thing i will tell you is i'm still dealing with issues based on the handicapped basically because i'm dyslexic. i did graduate from college. i'm still trying to find a job and that's another story. >> stephanie: okay. 58 minutes after the hour. i'm a little confused, too. it's okay. >> i'm glad i'm not the only one. >> stephanie: representative tim walls and much more as we continue on "the stephanie miller show."
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[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: all right. hello tv world. we have representative tim walls coming up. he just signed -- he just put forth the discharge petition to get the middle class tax cuts passed in the house yesterday. and we have a jacki schechner healthcare corner coming up. i don't know if jacki schechner is aware of. >> i sent you an e-mail ten minutes ago. >> i'll have to check that. >> stephanie: she has an important point. we have a healthcare cost problem and you'll explain what that means. >> yes, i'll have to run to my computer at the other side of the news plex center. >> stephanie: that's how you stay in such extraordinary shape. >> running back and forth. >> stephanie: jim pictures you running in heels like in a horror movie.
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>> screaming wildly and nothing behind me. >> stephanie: in your negligee. >> that's what's underneath this. [ laughter ] i just put this on for camera. i sit around in my underwear otherwise. >> stephanie: here she is in her news suit, jacki schechner in the current news center. >> we have a dress code here called clothing. democratic senators chuck schumer, stabenow, beg et are holding a press conference about an hour from now to ask house republicans to allow a vote on the middle class tax cut act which they passed in july. it is just the latest step to push to get a deal before the end of the year that will protect 98% of individuals and 97% of small businesses from seeing their income taxes go up. as the two sides deal with our fiscal future, politico reporting today that democrats are trying to get the white house to play nice with others and share its unprecedented database from the campaign. multilayered information could be valuable and incredibly valuable to 2014 candidates,
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state parties and outside progressive groups by giving them insight and everything from people voting habits to their tv watching habits to who may be most inclined to volunteer. they have not made a decision as to how to share the list if they're going to at all. they're using it to try to generate support for the president's legislative agenda. campaign manager jim messina warns, however that the list is specific to this president, not a bad point and it is no guarantee that any of the information would be relevant or accurate for other democratic candidates. for that reason, those candidates parties outside groups, may be better off just replicating the president's messages and techniques in building the list than trying to get their hands on the list itself. and a quick note on hillary clinton, a new abc news "washington post" poll shows if she decides to run for president in 2016, she's already got a leg up. 57% of people say they would support her. not a bad start. we're back after the break. stay with us.
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she's very small. >> she is small. >> stephanie: looking at your tv she's actual size. >> can crush her head. >> stephanie: don't. we have jacki's healthcare corner coming up. all right. wow, you know, the president has been talking about the republicans once again holding middle class tax cuts hostage you know, for the top 2%. representative tim walls of the great state of minnesota -- is it today? >> i believe it was yesterday. >> stephanie: discharge petition, you heard nancy pelosi talking about this. to vote on the middle class tax cuts in the house. he joins us now. good morning representative. >> good morning. thank you for having me. >> stephanie: was it yesterday you filed it? >> we filed it at noon yesterday. we've got over 150 folks signed on. >> stephanie: that's awesome. so just talk to us about what you think is going to happen and on what timeframe. >> well what it is -- what we're saying is yes, there's a lot of big issues to take care of. we all agree we're not going to let tax rates increase on those
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families making less than $250,000 which is, of course, everybody gets that break on their first $250,000 and 98% of people don't make that much. we said let's pass that. take that off the table. then come back to this other to end the drama. >> stephanie: what it does, it brings the senate past middle class tax cuts which president obama said he will sign immediately to the house. >> what we could do, if we get the 218 signatures, we'll need some help from what i would consider to be moderate to pragmatic republicans, it would be on christmas eve. we could have it done. it takes seven days after we get her done. we could do it christmas eve. president said they would sign it. what i think is stephanie it changes the entire debate on this. it gets away from this -- we crafted this deadline and it is an artificial deadline we crafted but it is serious. it is ludicrous. the people don't understand it. like in any other, they do these oversimplifications of the kitchen table budgeting.
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well if you use their analogy on that, when you can't decide on something, pick the things out you can. this is an easy one. republicans say they want it. they'll vote for it. i can find no reason why you wouldn't do it. >> stephanie: representative, obviously there's -- separate from the issue is the politics of it. the reason they wouldn't do it is they think that's their leverage because then you're forcing them to vote on just -- for the rich again. >> i agree stephanie. what this does is if this isn't about holding the middle class as leverage to exact tax cuts for the wealthiest or cuts to medicare or whatever, no one will say that, you know, straight up. but if you don't sign this, what are we left to believe? that that would be the only reason -- so i think one of the things was i've used this technique once before. i was the author on the stock act to get some changes to congressional insider trading and i threatened to put this forward and the threat of a discharge petition was enough to say okay, i don't want to have to explain why i didn't vote on this because these guys are
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recessing today at noon and not doing anything. this is worse than kabuki dance they're not even dancing. >> stephanie: they have to be looking at the same polling particularly the latest "washington post" poll that shows the vast majority of americans will blame republicans. >> after this last election, i'm not sure they look at polls the same way. yes, i would think so. what i said, stephanie early when this vote came up and we were still debating it, i had concerns on it because i represent a predominantly agricultural district. there were concerns with the estate tax in there. that's not reason to hold this ing up. i ask these folks i ask my colleague on the floor did you find a constituent that said we want you guys to keep fighting, not agree on anything and kick it down the road. and they all are embarrassed. no, of course not. well i said wouldn't you like to get a win here? wouldn't you just like to go home and say okay, we did this. >> stephanie: as you and the president have said, the typical family, it will cost $2,200. >> it is serious. for many of us, we understand
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the bush tax cuts were a huge part of the problem with the long-term deficit and all of that. we don't deny that especially in a time of coming out of a recession, discretionary incomes in middle-class families get spent into the economy. that's 80% of our economy is consumer spending. the tax cuts at the top don't get spent. they get put on somewhere and they don't make a difference on the economy. so i would think the republicans could pound their chest and say see, we were right about this. to be honest with you, i don't care what they have to tell themselves just to get it done. >> stephanie: i thought the president made an interesting point yesterday. there is not enough time this year to come up with an overhaul of the u.s. tax system and entitlement programs as republicans want as a condition to avoid the cliff. >> yes, i want that, too. i want tax reform. i'm sure you do. it is too complex. i had a bill i wanted introduced that said all members of congress do their own taxes. find out how quickly then we decide we want to have reform because it is too complex and that complexity adds to the
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loopholes we talk about. >> stephanie: that's why your bill makes perfect sense. get this done now. give 98% of us tax relief. the things that both sides agree on and then the president yesterday thinks the president is poised to take off. obviously going over the cliff is the last thing anybody wants right now. >> i agree. i hear people on both sides talk about that. it may have been a contrived cliff. i know some folks call it a curve or whatever they want to call it. the fact of the matter is a large portion of any economy is the psychological effect of it. and you can't tell me that middle class -- i'm a teacher my wife and i -- that they're thinking about what happens if that tax bill changes on january 1st and they're making decisions about their spending right now. that's reality. the one thing i agree with republicans on in the 2010 elections was that the economy needed certainty. the thing that frustrates me is it is creating more uncertainty by them not signing on to this and passing it.
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>> stephanie: absolutely. what i was saying last hour, representative, the thing we're not falling for is some of the republicans of right wing groups trying to criticize john boehner's plan -- >> oh, i know. >> stephanie: to make it seem like it is too much of a compromise for republicans. it is insane. this is the same plan they ran and lost on. >> we used to try that trick when we were kids. this cake is no good. don't eat it. >> stephanie: you don't want that! >> i think so, too. >> stephanie: i'm take yours. >> the public is tired of it. again, i understand. i'm going to have to swallow some bitter pills. i will not swallow them to hurt the middle class or things that do not improve the economy but i'm willing to make those concessions. i think we have a responsibility to be smart. i represent the mayo clinic and i don't think cuts to national institute of health are smart not just from a breakthrough standpoint in medicine. they're not smart economically. i think we do have a responsibility in government to provide a cost benefit analysis, early childhood education 12-1
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on the return. you can't get that on the stock market. >> stephanie: representative you guys stay strong and keep fighting because i gotta say you know, you look at any poll and people are with us on these issues, you know. you can look at -- >> i agree. >> stephanie: tax cuts proveably caused these deficits. the social security does not -- doesn't add a cent to the deficit. >> i ran on this in a conservative district very clearly stated my position that i did not want to. i had to last time when the president asked us to, to extend all of the taxes for one year and that was a darn bitter pill for me to swallow. i was one of the democrats that voted on to get it through. i'm not going to do it again. it doesn't add to the economy and those top 2 don't need to get done. we all do agree on the bottom ones and i just -- i think now they've got themselves in a pretty tight box. i hope you keep beating the drum on this. >> stephanie: i think you're a helper. you're giving them an out. >> always the helpful teacher. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: representative
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tim walz of the great state of representative, thank you. talk to you soon. >> thank you. >> stephanie: you know what he is? he's someone who gets it done. brought to you by granger. >> oh, my god! >> stephanie: that's right. with over 900,000 products for the ones who get it done. >> representative tim walz -- >> stephanie: nothing but net on that one. >> i wonder if he's related to -- >> no. >> inglorious basterds and carnage. >> stephanie: a complaint letter from ron in geneva, illinois. you guys, i object in the strongest possible terms tho who is who insinuate chicago punks are a bunch of gangsters. i'm attaching a photograph of my grandfather standing on the chicago lakeshore who, as far as i know was not a gangster. he is simply indicating by finger where one might find a bag of vipers. the guy took too much of sheldon adelson's money. >> there is a guy who tried treading water with lead boots
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on and didn't work out for him. >> right off the oak street beach. >> stephanie: near oak park. okay. speaking of sheldon adelson dave in arizona says -- [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] steph, i heard jan brewer is thinking of running for president in 2016. >> if we can find her. >> she recently met with super pac donor sheldon. bone finger, what a great idea. two local arizona tv stations were told governor brewer was out of the state on private business. where in the world is bone finger? >> she's out of the state for an entire week and i think they certified the election earlier this week and she wasn't there to certify the election. that's a pretty big thing the governor needs to do so they had to have the secretary of state do it. >> stephanie: maybe she's in china trying to help out adelson with his troubles. >> apparently she visited a soldier in walter reed yesterday. she's in the d.c. area. but they won't -- she won't say
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why she's out of the state for the entire week. >> i would love to see her debate hillary. >> stephanie: governor, your opening statement? >> ahhh. >> happy to be here. >> stephanie: all right governor, thank you. >> 18-second moment of silence at the very beginning of it. >> stephanie: that was the beginning of her prepared statements. it was what is your opening statement. my statement is -- ahhh. >> i'll see if i can post that on your facebook page. i'm sure a lot of people haven't seen that. >> stephanie: oh, dear. all right. chris in yankton steph and the mooks, what's with the rash of people calling in and saying wait a minute while i take you off speaker. good lord, maybe you can do this on your own time and not ours. what's next? hi steph wait a second while i flush the crapper. archie bunker flush now that's great radio. >> stephanie: please don't flush when you call me.
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island near buffalo new york. you heard the sad news. >> a listener called in to let us know one of the founders of fantasy island passed away over the weekend. >> stephanie: right. [ wah wah ] >> kids, wow! >> open casket, wow. >> rigger mortgage is, wow. >> stephanie: maybe not all that was right for air. none of that was said during the you on eulogy. >> his family is in her thoughts. >> stephanie: now you can't -- >> cremation wow. >> stephanie: now i can't go home again ever! you're a bad woman! okay. all right. you know the only thing to cleanse that unfortunate incident -- >> what? >> april in maryland with a beaver stack.
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we haven't done this in quite some time. mama, thought you would like this article about preventing damage to the dikes by beaver. >> what? >> stephanie: also on the sexy liberal show in d.c. oh good. it is from the bbc so it is a science stack. highbrow stack. a thriving beaver population. is threatening the stability of the netherlands. >> sounds like a party at your house. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: threatening the stability of the netherland's sea defenses, a group of experts known as -- >> dikes. >> stephanie: i think they try not to put the same word in the same sentence. in a sentence where they use beaver they use sea defenses. clearly, they are beaver experts like jim. >> dikes. >> stephanie: the mammal society has put together other wildlife groups to protection the water-blocking dikes.
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from the small but potentially destructive semi aquatic rodents. where they use dikes they're not going to say beaver. >> clever how they did that. >> infer something. >> who put some thought into this? >> stephanie: they're like stop it. >> stop it! >> stephanie: don't put that in the same sentence. >> ann: stop it. >> stephanie: there are is still a lot of unintentional hilarity. there have been no beaver sightings into the capital of amsterdam. you can get a lot of things in amsterdam. surprising you can't get beaver. you can get a block of hash -- >> the size of your face. >> stephanie: beaver expert -- >> another party at your house. >> stephanie: bill dykstra -- assures me it is only a matter of time when people have not had
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beaver before, they do not know how to cope with when they come. >> oh, really? >> no, no, no. >> stephanie: that's why we need to make sure we're all prepared. the netherlands -- >> for when the beaver comes. >> stephanie: the netherland's famous dikes protect the land from being flooded. very useful. without these sea defenses, huge swaths of the country would be underwater in areas where the dikes are directly connected to the water. the beaver are starting to borough through the ground. burrow through the ground. people can put down mesh grids. people can put down mesh grids. >> bill maher? >> stephanie: no. billmar dykstra. people can put down mesh grids to stop beaver. >> marijuana. >> stephanie: i'm giving
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important tips here. they can stop beaver from being able to get to the dike or use stones to protect them. it is really -- it is only really a problem when the slope from the dike -- >> i'm sorry? >> stephanie: the slope from the dike is going down into the water. that's when beaver like to burrow because it is in their nature. >> sure. >> stephanie: mr. dykstra says he is asking all of the regional representatives one crucial question. are you beaver ready? [ applause ] a question we all want to ask ourselves. >> i'm sure amsterdam is beaver ready. >> stephanie: you think so? >> nice beaver! >> thank you. i just had it stuffed. >> stephanie: 29 minutes after the hour. jacki's healthcare corner next. >> she gets to follow that? >> stephanie: yep. alright, in 15 minutes we're
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going to do the young turks. i think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they know that i'm not bs'ing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know that i'm going to be the first one to call them out. they can question whether i'm right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us.
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>> stephanie miller. >> think sometimes people are really mean, the hot popular girl. >> stephanie: we'll ask jacki what that's like. 34 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 toll free from anywhere. ♪ hello world, there's a new -- come on, get jacki ♪ >> stephanie: good morning jacki schechner. >> i like that song better. it is more upbeat and happy. >> stephanie: like you. you know, as we're approaching this fiscal cliff thing obviously everybody's talking about oh we've gotta cut the entitlements like medicare. you've been pointing out something for awhile that we don't have a medicare problem. we have a healthcare cost
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problem. explain please, healthcare geek. >> this is one of the things people should really pay attention to because the healthcare crisis in this country gets so complicate and convoluted that people tune it out and then the republicans have this incredible opportunity to swoop in and make stuff up. we don't have a medicare problem. we have a healthcare cost problem. there is no competition in the healthcare market place right now. >> stephanie: right. >> okay. and people make money in the healthcare industry when prices go up. >> right. >> corporations make money when prices go up. we're talking about medical device manufacturers, drug companies, health insurance companies, they all make money the higher the prices are. they have no incentive to work for the public good. their incent sieve to make money for shareholders. higher prices in the healthcare market in general are a good thing for them. >> stephanie: right. you were pointing out we're forced -- because the baseline is fraudulently high. >> you hear a lot that medicare underpays. it is not that medicare underpays, it is that we have this faulty baseline that's too
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high. medicare's rates are actually reasonable but we've created this fake market place where the baseline is so expensive that we, as a nation, are overpaying and we don't negotiate the way other countries do. so we're essentially subsidizing like france and germany, for example because their governments have worked out a way to negotiate prices. so medicare, for example gets to set rates on payments to doctors and hospitals but doesn't have any power to negotiate rates on medical devices, drugs or durable medical equipment. so we don't have a market place wherein we have any leverage. ultimately, we pay more than other countries do for those things because we don't have any say. >> stephanie: also, you were talking about cost basically being arbitrary. you can pay $4,000 at one hospital. $15,000 at another. >> it should be infuriating. people should be angry about this. we have no idea what things really cost in this country. medically.
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so if you go to get a procedure or you have an emergency for god forbid and you end up in an emergency room, you're not price checking. you're going -- you're going to get fixed or healed. >> stephanie: i have a gushing head injury. maybe i should go shop around. >> you're not in a position to discriminate based on price. you just go and you get help. so it could cost you let's say -- delivery is something else because you have a little bit of time to plan for that hopefully. you're not instantiously getting pregnant and having a child but the kid cost you $4,000 to have a delivery at one hospital and up the road, it could be $15,000 for the same delivery. there is no regulation. it is something we could have liked to have had during healthcare reform. it is something congress hasn't taken on yet. it is totally arbitrary. >> $900 for an aspirin is a little steep. >> when i was working on healthcare reform, i used to get these calls all the time. a woman said she got a bill. it was $100 for a disposable
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gown. and she said to me, i didn't wear a disposable gown. i wore a cloth gown. and she calls the hospital. the hospital says oh, no, it is not for your gown. it is for the gown the doctor was required to wear by law during your procedure. so she had to pay for the gown that the doctor wore. >> oh, my god. >> stephanie: healthcare being for profit is insane in the first place. because you're right. they can make up anything. you have no -- you have no ability to negotiate. no ability -- >> they don't answer to the patient. they answer to the shareholder. >> right. legally, they have a responsibility to make money for their shareholders. now something else i want to bring up while we have a little bit of time to talk about it. we hear about upping the age of eligibility. from 65 to 67. that's actually not a cost saver because what happens is for the individual, it is going to force people at the age of 65 to 67 to go out into the private
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insurance market place to pay more out of pocket also though adding those people into the larger insurance market place will drive up the cost of private insurance for everybody else and ultimately make medicare more expensive because it is based on what we pay in the private insurance market. so you have to think this through. but it's not a reasonable solution to take people who are getting older and sicker and need more medical care and throw them out into an insurance market that makes money by charging us more and it basically raises rates on everybody else. you're rising the tide that way. it is not a cost-efficient strad of strategy. >> stephanie: medicare is in no danger as long as congress makes it a priority. they fearmonger on social security and medicare. it is a crisis. we have to do something now. what -- talk to us about that for a minute. >> well, yeah, congress somehow seems to find the money for the unnecessary wars and subsidize the oil companies. it has the money to bail out
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wall street. it finds the money to help the auto industry. it is a matter of priorities. if congress turns around and says we're going to allocate money to make sure that our seniors, our most vulnerable are protected at the time in their life when they need it most, they make that a priority. the money is there. it is how the money is allocated. and if you say that we're going to take care of each other as society and we're not going to let people grow into old age wondering where their next meal is going to come from or die because they can't get basic medical care, we're making the decisions we need to make that will work for us as a society. we're doing the right thing by people who have given us their best. >> stephanie: jacki someone was saying, perfect example of them voting against the disabilities act with bob dole there in his wheelchair on the senate floor. >> astonishing. >> stephanie: people go i don't want to be republican because they're too mean. >> that's disgusting. that in and of itself, it turns out there were members of congress who actually supported
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the bill in writing then voted against it on the floor. it is despicable. i don't know how you can take a look at something like that and find a procedural hangup or i don't know, some ideological loophole. i don't even know why they would vote against it but it is extraordinary to me. there is a lack of compassion and humanity. >> stephanie: as you say, we can take care of our seniors and our disabled. it is priorities. if the rich pay their fair share, for instance. >> that's all we need to do. there are ways to modify the system but it's not medicare's problem. it's the healthcare system in general. we really, as progressives, need to be adamant about the facts here. republicans want to privatize medicare because it is going to make more money for the rich in this country. it has been there are method all along. it has been their goal. that's not changing. >> stephanie: absolutely. >> doing everything they can to dismantle the social safety net. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> stephanie: jacki because
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everyone comes to you with their healthcare problems, is this covered? isn't this gross would hit the headlines. the woman with the runny nose that turned out to be a woman leaking -- brain fluid. [ screaming ] okay. if you've just eaten you might want to -- >> i saw that! is that unbelievable? >> stephanie: okay. gawker brings us the details. >> yeah. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> stephanie: after four -- one of those things where you can't help yourself. after four months of leaking -- tests of liquid coming out of her knows several doctors blamed on severe allergies. she went to the emergency room after testing the fluid, she was diagnosed with a brain leaking from her nose. >> doctors should have tested the fluid to see what it was. [ screaming ] >> i imagine the brain fluid would look different than runny nose. >> yeah. >> stephanie: thanks for using medical term for that.
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she said it wasn't even dripping. it was pouring out of her nose. if i looked down or bent over, it would pour out of the left side of her nose. >> oh, god! >> stephanie: she needed like a nose depends. after weeks -- and you were saying about talking about being at the mercy of the healthcare system. she said you know, at first she didn't question her doctor's diagnosis of allergies. really? it is pouring down like a bucket of -- okay. >> one in the chat room said she needed a brain tampon. >> stephanie: a brain kotex with wings. >> a horse to ride on the beach. >> stephanie: walking around with paper towels stuffed up her nose she grew concerned enough to go to a nearby urgent care center. there both the nurse and doctor were shocked at her condition. you should have seen the doctor's face when he tried to be expressionless. that product we talked about before. jackaway.
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once the diagnosis of leaky brain syndrome was confirmed -- >> is that the technical term? >> stephanie: leaky brain syndrome. >> ask your doctor if lbs is right for you. >> that redefines brain fart, doesn't it? >> stephanie: once it was confirmed, she was sent for surgery. she's not leaking anymore but we have to make sure she doesn't spring a new leak. >> oh, my god! >> what caused this? >> did she think too hard and spring a leak? >> stephanie: that's just -- really! wow! that's the problem. we're just so trusting. all right, doctor. an lrg? we'll just go home and take a claritin, i guess. >> you have to trust the doctor at some point. >> that's the other part of this too not to spoil all the fun. doctors, by definition, have more information than we do about these sorts of things.
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so you have to trust. when they say you need a test or you need some sort of treatment you have to trust they know what they're doing. >> stephanie: i think i can make a fortune to inhibit the inappropriate social responses right? >> yeah. >> you know a rocky mountain mike jingle is coming for this. >> stephanie: norquist product. jacki schechner spectacular healthcare corner. you can change out of your nurse jacki outfit into your snappy news suit. see you at the top. >> exactly. >> if you want healthcare, why don't you move to france? >> good idea. >> stephanie: a lot of right-wingers have leaky brain syndrome. 45 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> oh, my! how ruthlessly absurd! >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show."
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[phone ringing] >> hello. >> hi, honey. >> it's stephanie miller. >> i went to the doctor today. >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." hump days with sexy liberal hal sparks coming up at the top of the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. jerry in arizona. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi jer. >> caller: hello. my imaginary left wing friends as my wife calls you. >> stephanie: we're real. >> caller: my ranch is down by the arizona/mexico border where the -- >> stephanie: what about the coupe cabras? >> i haven't seen one but i have a caution warning sign for them
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here. but my point is in the last four years, things have changed greatly because obama policies. right now as i look out my window, i'm in the middle of nowhere, i see border control trucks going down the road for the drug smugglers bringing the drugs over. i used to see 400 footprints in my washes some nights. people smuggling. that's been stopped. and that has made so in the orchards up here, our pay raise for mexican-americans and anglo-americans like me has gone from $7 an hour to $14 an hour. and now a husband and a wife can make $30 an hour together working at these things. what's happening is they cannot get guides from here to take them through the mountains anymore because they're like heck with that. i can get health insurance. working in the pistachio orchards. it is awesome.
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that's his policies of cracking down on the companies themselves. not that stupid border fence. it doesn't work at all. >> stephanie: and pistachios are yummy. i would like to point that out. [ applause ] >> stephanie: let's dive into the right-wing world. oh goodness. was this fox news, roger ail caught on tape? -- roger ailes caught on tape? >> david petraeus was kind of caught on tape. >> stephanie: in 2011, according to a "washington post" report, roger ailes attempted and failed to encourage david pa petraeus to run for president. the interesting thing about the audio -- >> casey mcfarland worked in the reagan administration. she's like a security and defense reporter analyst for fox news. >> stephanie: basically more proof that fox news is the communications arm of the republican party. basically, mcfarland says the big boss meaning rupert murdoch is bankrolling it meaning if he runs for president, roger is
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going to run it and the rest of us will be your in-house. >> she says that here. >> stephanie: there you go. he decided not to run because of his concerns for his wife. [ wah wah ] david petraeus and casey mcfarland of fox news. >> i would take him up on his offer. >> all right. >> you would quit fox? >> i know. he said -- >> maybe i'm confusing that with rupert. >> i don't think. i know roger said that's okay. i think -- maybe he is bankrolling it. roger is going to run it and the rest of us are going to be your in-house. >> wow. >> stephanie: in-house communications unit. [ applause ] isn't that something? yeah, i love that. my wife would divorce me if i did that. i love my wife. we have a beautiful house which
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she was never in -- >> i love my wife. >> stephanie: sean hannity. >> becoming more and more apparent the president of the united states is willing to endure the dire consequences of plummeting off the fiscal cliff rather than just sit down and negotiate with republicans at the table and make no mistake this is far from some obscure conspiracy theory. this is becoming the frightening political reality for the entire country. what you're seeing now is a man who thinks he has free reign. watching someone who believes he was re-elected with a mandate to do whatever he pleases. he's ignoring the fact that a republican majority remains in the u.s. house of representatives and a majority that was sent there to cut spending and oppose his tax hikes. >> they were sent there because of gerrymandering. >> stephanie: a million more people voted for democrats for the house. wow! i bet you said all of the exact same things when george bush won, right? >> chat room wonder ifs sean hannity can please plummet off a
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cliff. >> computer says no. >> stephanie: he bounces like a bumble. grover norquist on msnbc. >> now he gets re-elected with less strength, not against a war hero but against a guy from massachusetts and the republicans have the house and he thinks somebody made him king and he's going to have more taxes, more spending and more regulations. it is a real problem for him. he doesn't have the mandate he thinks he does. so i think -- it takes us over the cliff because he has blinders on. he doesn't see where he stands in the universe. >> who made you king, idiot? who made you king of that universe? >> stephanie: he acts like someone just won in a second landslide. >> who does he think he is? look at him. you know what i'm saying? >> stephanie: he sounds like a dweeb. bill o'reilly. >> a fact that american colleges and universities are dominated by liberal faculty members according to a survey conducted by the institute for jewish and
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community research, 48% of college professors call themselves liberal. only 17% say they're conservative. question is if taxpayers are funding state universities, should there be a balance of ideological opinion in the classroom? take actress uma thurman's father, for example. he teaches at columbia university and recently went off on grover norquist to sign an oath they will not raise taxes. >> rightfully went off at grover norquist. >> stephanie: that's treason to sign a pledge. >> intellectuals tend to be liberal because they think. >> stephanie: there's facts and stuff involved. okay. tim wildman on the american family radio thing. show. >> i think if it would have been a white president -- a white president running against mitt romney, he loses. i think the racial dynamic played a large part in president
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obama winning. >> that's deep thinking. >> stephanie: that's horribly racist right there. he won a second time because he's black. two landslides. yeah. okay. eric bolling on the 5. a little bob costas bashing. >> i saw this tragedy happen. saturday morning i saw it. i was like how long before someone, someone uses that pulpit to say it has to be head trauma or something else like gun control. i never expected nbc to allow bob costas to come out and do something on their national -- costas is a coward though. he didn't even say he believes this. he said he agrees with ken though. it was his assessment of it. it wasn't even his own thought process. >> stephanie: right. >> agree with someone that is your thought process. if you say that lincoln freed the slaves and i dare say the nfl player was a coward in that situation -- >> stephanie: some people have said worse things on football
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broadcasts, for instance like rush limbaugh. >> 69% of new york state residents believe climate change was responsible for hurricane sandy. according to a sienna research institute poll that was released yesterday afternoon 69% of the people in new york state believe a hoax. 69% of the people of new york state prove that you can politicize science turn it into a political issue and then forge political agreement and association on that basis with it. >> exactly what scientists predicted would happen and it happened. >> stephanie: all right. sexy liberal hal sparks next i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." ñ
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[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: hello it current tv world. hour number three. sexy liberal hal sparks on his way. of all of the electoral gifts this one keeps giving, which one makes you happier? fox news puts karl rove on the bench or elizabeth warren to sit on banking committee? >> i'm going to go with elizabeth warren on the banking committee. >> stephanie: another little nugget. maxine waters to take over for barney frank on the banking committee. things that will make right-wingers' heads explode. >> the big banks lobby hard. >> stephanie: guess what she wants to do? bling glass-steagall back.
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yea! it is such a festive season! >> doing well. we like this. >> stephanie: here's our favorite ornament, jacki schechner. in the current holiday center. >> oh, gosh. we heard congressman tim walz on the show last hour talk about the discharge petition the democrats nowed in the house to try to force a vote on extending the middle class tax cuts. they need 218 votes to move that forward. house democratic leader nancy pelosi just gave a press conference last hour saying that taking care of the middle class now gives congress more room to negotiate. >> by passing the middle income tax cut the decoupling of that from the high-end tax cut is a liberation in terms of discussion on how we go forward. >> house speaker john boehner also spoke out again this morning asking the white house for a response to the g.o.p. fiscal cliff counteroffer. he says that republicans can't negotiate with themselves however the president has been very clear very publicly that
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the g.o.p. plan is definitely a no-go as is. crossroads gps part of the karl rove funded group of campaign super pacs is spending half a million dollars on a new ad campaign to push for a fiscal cliff deal that includes more spending cuts and fewer higher taxes. >> so far he says more taxes. >> the truth is the white house deal did propose some $600 billion in healthcare and spending cuts. finally, secretary of state ken says he will investigate the state's voting problems. the republican in florida told the state ethics and elections committee he will dispatch a special team to investigate the five florida counties that had especially-long lines. right after it he defended florida's voting mess saying he had no regrets. wewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewe
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>> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's "the stephanie miller show." ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ and it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey, all right now ♪ ♪ and it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: this is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. six minutes after the hour. oh, my god. hump days -- >> wow. golly. >> stephanie: guess who's here. >> stephy. >> what's that heavy breathing i hear? why, could it be? ♪ the humpty dance, do the dance, do the hump ♪ >> hump days with hal sparks. >> yes, yes! >> stephanie: and you're snuggled in with jim because --
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>> because a camera is doomed. >> stephanie: lost camera control in the current studio. >> it could happen to anybody eventually. >> stephanie: jim and hal are spooning. this is not a scene from -- >> it is one of the contraindications. >> stephanie: he's getting his plug in as we speak. as we say. sexy liberal hal sparks who will be with me in d.c. >> in time for a new inauguration. >> and the president of the united states is once again barack obama. >> and time for a new sexy liberal. >> i guess i'll just have to speak to the people of my state. >> no, a new sexy liberal show. >> january 19th, inauguration weekend in our nation's capital at the warner theatre the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour makes its 2013 debut. >> we need serious people to solve the problems. >> featuring hal sparks. >> i have liberal friends who
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love this country enough to vote almost every other election. >> john fuglesang. >> cable news should be between viagra and cialis ads. >> aisha tyler. and the queen of progressive talk radio, stephanie miller. >> you dirty sleysy, sexy liberals. god bless ya. >> the long-awaited washington, d.c. stephanie miller sexy liberal show at the warner theatre january 19th. yea. >> i'm excited. >> stephanie: v.i.p. tickets already gone. still some great orchestra seats left but they're going fast. >> cheaper balcony seats too. >> that's where the sexy liberal action happens. >> stephanie: huge surprise celebrity guest who will be exciting. >> does very a pension for pausing between long stretches -- >> stephanie: i don't know what you're talking about. how do you know it is's? looky here, i got a hate letter.
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i don't know who this is from. someone named hudge. when they start with the name -- >> what's up, loser? >> you dude! >> you're exactly what this country needs less of. dumb ass liberal dikes. keep up the good work, lesbo. i haven't been called a lesbo in awhile. >> just doesn't work because then the mic is going in his head. >> stephanie: stop it you two. >> two stooges thing going on here. >> why i ought to -- >> stephanie: john in concorde writes we could elect a married gay woman of color. >> computer says yes! >> stephanie: i say wanda sykes for president! make them explode! hal, i was just saying this is election season. the gifts just keep on giving, don't this they?
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[ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] fox news benches karl rove and dick morris. a you it took them how many weeks? >> to their credit, their learning curve is very -- it is soft. >> soft, sloping learning curve. >> they've been this wrong -- they've been this wrong the whole time. i mean arguably without the supreme court -- karl rove would have been benched -- >> stephanie: all of our pundits are wrong. >> rove would have been benched by fox in march of 2000. >> stephanie: ailes wanted the faces associated with the election off the air for now. the director has sent out orders before they get permission for rove or morris. ailes was angry at rove's tantrum election night. [ ♪ nah nah nah nah nah ♪ ]
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>> stephanie: i love megan kelly. dick morris has a punch line even at fox. she had a friend that said i like dick morris. he's always wrong but he makes me feel better. >> if they're getting rid of everyone who advocated for romney, why aren't they getting rid of everyone? >> clean sweep. >> by getting rid of the two loudest, most annoying people, it gives them cover like oh we got rid of them but we're back to being fair and balanced. >> hannity was just as loud and wrong as those two. >> isn't that the byline for hannity's show? sean hannity for america loud and wrong! nook nook, nook. [ baby crying ] >> stephanie: you know who is going to get a new contract? ted nugent who is still talking. wasn't he supposed to be dead or in jail at this point? he had plans for the post-election. he's urging the republican party to stop the insanity.
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>> stop it! >> stephanie: and insist voting rights be defended for welfare recipients. >> so he's now officially a spokesperson for the republican party. ted nugent is a spokesperson because by the way, there are guys in that caucus, in the tea party side of things who are floating those sea same things. >> stephanie: he's an idea guy. fun facts from his washington times column. he said raising taxes on wealthiest americans proved washington was a financial insane asylum. we need a wholesale top to bottom assessment of the federal government and slash and burn all departments agencies and offices that are not constitutionally required. this should be fundamental before any deals with cut. the three sacred entitlement cows in the room that no politician wants to -- medicare and medicaid, a blinding statement of the obvious if we're ever going to get our financial house in order.
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they're not only poked but slaughtered. >> he doesn't know how it works. >> stephanie: they should spread the pain around and raise taxes on people who don't make enough income to pay income tax. >> that's where the money is. the poor people. >> let's spend the right to vote of any american on welfare. once they get off welfare they get their right to vote restored. >> in our financial house are we married to our cousin? just want to know if we can be married to an underage girl. are we married to an underage girl because if ted nugent is running our financial house he married and upage girl. -- and underage girl. he said that welfare recipients were gluttonous soulless pigs who feed on whatever is provided. >> cell phone video. >> stephanie: that was the myth debunked that the administration started a program that gave free cell phones to low income --
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>> that was george w. bush. >> computer says no. >> so people could have a phone so when they go on interviews, potential employer could call them back. >> stephanie: that was not true. okay hal. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] how happy does that headline make us? elizabeth warren to sit on senate banking committee. >> i know. >> stephanie: of course the senate republicans blocked her confirmation as part of the consumer financial protection. he wants to bring glass-steagall back. [ ♪ nah nah nah nah nah ♪ ] that's one of her top three priorities. restoring glass-steagall, the rule that segregates consumer banking from risky investments. >> i'm sorry. it is ironically iron cal. it is beautiful in its simplicity. i think it is a good example of that noodle back democrat idea. >> stephanie: i say to the republican leadership -- take off your lace panties stop being noodle backs.
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>> this idea that democrats always cave on everything, there was an idea floated that she would be on the banking committee or that would be great if she were, nobody believed it would happen. they were like they'll back down. not going to happen. there was even word in like a politico article day before yesterday about how the president has given himself some wiggle room with increasing the tax rates on the upper 2%. no he hasn't! he specifically eliminated wiggle room all during the campaign and then post-campaign said no! that's a nonstarter. pelosi said nonstarter. >> stephanie: he said this yesterday. >> obama: unfortunately the speaker's proposal right now is still out of balance. he talks, for example about $800 billion worth of revenues. he said he will do that by lowering rates. when you look at the math, it doesn't work. >> i'm going to keep the boat from sinking by peeing in it. not technically adding water.
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it is a form water. >> stephanie: we've been talking about this all morning. they think we're this dumb. a lot of conservatives are criticizing boehner. it must be a really good compromise. i love this. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] these four republicans want you to believe that boehner's proposal is a compromise because they hate it. it must be -- >> the artificial panic attack. >> stephanie: look how moderate he is. can you believe he's not actually sending them door-to-door to chuck poor people out into the street and have their heads caved in by people in -- he's not even going near that be wing. >> stephanie: jim demint, blah blah, blah -- >> for prostate? >> nothing. >> stephanie: they're all bashing boehner's plan by saying it is clearly too moderate and too compromising. [ ♪ hypnotic ♪ ] >> it is horrible.
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>> it is practically handing out cookies to drug addicts. that's what their plan is. >> cookies and cell phones. >> take everybody on a wagon ride. >> eat cookie dough. >> handing out glitter farting unicorns to drug addicts all over the country so they could ride through our schools and spear children. that's what they're doing. >> stephanie: they're giving black people leprechauns that fart gold dust. >> standing unemployment benefits in a helpful way. austerity has worked so well. >> stephanie: you were saying this earlier chris. they're in disarray. conservative groups rebel against john boehner as i was saying, the heritage foundation, that club for growth. do you see dick armey quit? he got $8 million. something like that. >> i thought they were just a grassroots organization. that has $8 million to give to dick armey for leaving.
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>> stephanie: i love it. >> that's a lot of grass. >> stephanie: from the sound of his letter, it was not a happy ending. dick didn't get a happy ending. >> imagine that. >> stephanie: he does not get a happy ending. he wrote henceforth he should be prohibited from using my name. the signature in any way. that's gold. that dick armey. >> but where's the -- the cutout? i want my autographed dick armey cutout. >> stephanie: i wonder if he will go back to his first legal name? >> yeah. >> stephanie: here's the punch line. he said he quit -- they were matters of principle. because they have principles. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] like the koch brothers. >> right. >> i think it's like -- you hear all of these stories of the infighting and then the veneer in the press seems to be that the republicans are reforming
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themselves. they're going to have to recalculate for 2014. they're reconstituting. >> no, they're not. 60% of them think they're doing just fine and the other 40% are in the process of being kicked out of the party by the nutty 60%. >> stephanie: somebody said it is not the message we're giving to women it is the tone. we have to use a different tone. the doll faces -- >> call them sluts. >> how do you say useful idiot with a melody? >> stephanie: 19 minutes after the hour. back with more hump days with hal. kids carbonite we all have it on all of our computers here at work. and at home. nobody likes making time to back up their computer files. you need carbonite online back-up. it does it all for you. it is a soothing little green dot. it is saying yes everything is safe. all of your pictures, financial documents. >> music. >> right. with carbonite more time to do what you want. it is all for just $59 a year.
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♪ >> stephanie: cutest little geek. it is "the stephanie miller show." hump days with sexy liberal hal sparks. his band will be playing at the viper room tonight in los angeles. >> that's right. playing tonight at the viper room. and also guest star from lab rats. going to do a song with us. >> very cool. >> playing guitar on songs. i'm a well-rounded performer. you can see my music and comedy in the same week. >> stephanie: fun! wow! that's what you think when you think hal sparks. >> fun! wow! >> stephanie: steph the fun wow kid, a friend of mine. he doesn't like to talk about it and refuses to utter those words. >> wow! >> stephanie: he's friends with that kid. okay. let's go to dane in maryland. -- to dane in -- dana in
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maryland. you're on with hal. >> caller: what's up, little cutie? >> stephanie: are you going meet and grope hal? >> caller: are you kidding? is that a joke? no. i just wanted to talk about obviously bob dole. i mean i'm surprised they didn't just push him out of his wheelchair. so disgusting. and utah senator mike lee of course it always goes back to abortion because he says the wording would allow the disabled to get health -- it would mean more abortions because they're disabled. they're imbeciles and i just -- they're not doing anything good for the country and i told t-bone, i woke up sad today. i'm just sad. we're going down the toilet and these people just think they're running everything and i just -- i really want obama to get up there and say shut the f up and
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here's what we're going to do. these guys just -- need to go away. i want to know what you think. >> stephanie: dana, honestly, it is a spectacle i'm not sure -- some republicans could have imagined, here is a world war ii vet disabled, service to his country republican elder statesman goes to the senate floor from his deathbed in the hospital last week. >> absolutely despicable. we're going home. they're not back until next week. what do they work? 100 days a year? what are the bins? >> i will make the case that when senators and congresspeople aren't in senate -- in their senate jobs, they do have constituency work back home so not all of their work is done in washington. i don't have a problem with them leaving and coming and going. because you're supposed to. ask larry craig. >> my wife? >> you're supposed to get a feel of what's going on in your own district so you can represent your constituents.
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>> stephanie: or go home and love your wife. >> a vast majority of the guys who spoke on behalf of this thing and then voted against it and in secret, in their little meetings the problem they had was they believed this gives our sovereignty away to the u.n. even though it is our law that we're getting other countries to participate in arguably with the a. d. a. this gives the u.n. the ability to enforce laws within the united states. even though it is a guideline treaty for the helping of people with disabilities. >> around the world. >> these are the same guys that fought that rule when it came out. that's why it took it until the '90s. they should have been done in the '50s. >> stephanie: one piece of more happy clappy news, the electoral gift that keeps on giving. maxine waters to take over for barney frank. she was asked by house democrats to serve on the house financial services committee promoting a vocal liberal who has been a critic of wall street.
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she's going to roll back the dodd frank -- >> biggest problem with elizabeth warren is her awareness and clarity on the issue. that's the biggest problem. they put people who are against you know, bank regulation -- >> stephanie: remember rush limbaugh playing that tape. she's a crazy person. that's who people voted for. exactly what she was talking about on that video. 29 minutes after the hour. back with more hump days with hal sparks on "the stephanie miller show." let's rock and roll. there is so much going on that every day presents another exciting issue. from financial regulation, iran getting a nuclear bomb, civil war in syria, fraud on wall street, destruction of medicare and medicaid. there are real issues here. having been a governor, i know that trade-offs are tough.
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>> a beam of energy came and spoke to me during my coma. i don't know what it was. it could have been an alien. maybe it was god. >> maybe it was -- >> stephanie miller. >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." 34 minutes after the hour. love letter for you jim. dee says whenever i hear jim say oh, shut up. it is like watching a news show with my husband. i love it. excuse me, i have to adjust my bustle so i can pee. [ applause ] >> wow bustle. >> stephanie: the president on the fiscal cliff negotiations. >> obama: every hospital and university and not-for-profit agency across the country would suddenly find themselves on the verge of collapse so that's not a realistic option. >> getting rid of the charitable deduction. >> stephanie: did we cut that sound byte off for some reason?
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it is not reasonable to eliminate -- they're just bad ideas. >> it doesn't matter. it is same romney thing. they're giving a blanket number, just like he did without any specifics. >> stephanie: right. >> the democrats and the republicans -- the difference is that the president comes with very specific points you can look at. you can make a judgment on depending on your political preference but at least you can see what's going on. >> stephanie: theirs are like we'll do some loophole dynamic stuff -- [ whatever! ] >> totally a pile of cash under this tarp. it will be awesome. >> stephanie: who thinks eliminating the mortgage deduction is a good idea? >> people who own their own homes because they make millions of dollars a year and buy them hand over first. people with mortgages are the middle class. people trying to enter the middle class. >> stephanie: the president on boehner. >> obama: speaker boehner and i speak frequently. i think the issue -- >> when will the two of you sit down in a room? >> obama: i don't think that the issue right now has to do with sitting in a room.
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>> stephanie: oh please, how many times do you think that boehner drunk dials the president? i'm so flabbergasted! >> get off the phone! >> john, put the phone down. >> stephanie: he drunk dials him. >> john, get away from the phone. we're not going to let you do this. john, stop it. >> we don't know who pays. we don't know what we're talking about in terms of actual legislation to increase revenues. it's magic beans and fairy dust. [farting sound] >> stephanie: it is -- >> it is not a secret. we can't say it in public or we'll get run out of town. >> stephanie: harry reid again. >> arithmetic. you can't get from here to there unless you raise the rates. that's why romney couldn't
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explain it during the presidential election. no one can explain it because you can't do it. it is arithmetic. >> a little animated there. >> it is amazing what -- you know changing the laws on the -- the rules on the filibuster will do to your virility. >> stephanie: senator mitch. >> we wasted an enormous amount of time here sparring back and forth in public and it strikes me as a good time to get serious about the proposals. well knock yourself out dude. the seriousness has been presented to you and your response has been cartoons and hammers. >> stephanie: you're a well-known actor. was that the worst acting ever when john boehner was trying to pretend he had never -- i'm flabbergasted. i've never seen anything like this. >> this is ridiculous. >> have you looked at it yet? >> no. that would be ridiculous. everything is ridiculous. i'm ridiculous. i'm orange. >> stephanie: senator jim
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demint. >> this is not a time to negotiate with ourselves. we need to invite the president to work with us. his proposal was so outlandish, i don't think we should go back to the table until he puts something there that we can work with. the president has known about this fiscal cliff for over a year. and many of his decisions caused us to be in this position. >> stephanie: it is outlandish. it is what he ran on. it is outlandish he proposed doing it. >> the next thing will be a debt ceiling fight. let's be very clear. the debt ceiling is about money we have already spent in large part due to the continuing afghanistan war and the iraq war. this is money -- >> tax cuts for rich people. >> right right. and medicare part d but the point is it is money we've already spent based on republican policies going on for eight years. this is money that's already due that we're making payments on. >> stephanie: speaking of the tax cuts, george w. bush gave a speech yesterday. >> oh, nice. >> people listened?
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was it a learning appear ex thing? annex thing? >> stephanie: it was hosted by the george w. bush institute. one of the bush institutes' focuses is economic growth. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> he might need some bifocals on that focus. >> stephanie: he said his u.s. debates policy, we should do so with a benevolent spirit. keep in mind the contribution of immigrants. that's spanglish. >> poe -- poco taco. >> stephanie: texas church offers firearm classes to train parishioners to train against imaginary bands of mexicans. >> they're the worst kind.
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you gotta -- apparently you just have to shoot them in the glowing heart because imaginary mexicans are the worst worse than zombies. >> chupacabras. >> stephanie: they're training the parishioners to pack heat. you can take a gun in any church in texas. >> that's working out very well. >> stephanie: to prevent worship services to be interrupted by armed mexicans. >> anyone named jesus. >> u.n. soldiers enforcing agenda 21 by putting in illegal wheelchair ramps. >> personally, i feel more secure. should our worship time be interrupted -- we withstand some kind of chance of -- other innocent people will be shot in the crossfire. >> to be sure, there have been situations where guys have run in churches and started shooting the place up. granted -- >> stephanie: in front of his wife. >> also the guy who went into the church shooting what he
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perceived as liberals because they were listening to the teachings of jesus i assume. this church where that guy preaches is probably more likely to have one of those guys snap and run into his own church. i go et their fear because they built it. >> stephanie: right. the irony is he's probably arming the future shooter. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> stephanie: mayor bloomberg asked hillary clinton if she would like to run for mayor of new york. she said no. >> are you kidding me? >> i'm going to be president! >> stephanie: that's what she said to him. then she hung up. [dial tone] >> go drink a 16 ounce soda. i'm going to be president. >> he was looking for someone who has the charisma that he does. someone with as much -- >> he think he has charisma? >> politically he's like a richard bransony type. amazing and karis attic -- charismatic. you need someone amazing like me like hillary clinton.
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>> stephanie: he's like richard branson without the virgin. >> the airline. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] interesting hobbies. >> or that conversation skills. >> stephanie: paul in michigan, you're on with hal. >> caller: how you doing stephanie? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: i don't care what the crackheads say about you. you put on an awesome show. >> stephanie: thank you. i appreciate it. >> caller: i think that we should let texas and the rest of the confederacy secede from the united states but first we'll have to confiscate all of their money because that's united states currency and they'll have to print up their own currency. they can put rick perry's picture on it. >> stephanie: and their guns and take their guns so we don't have a second revolution or a war. >> don't have to take their guns. we have to take our military bases back and every military or chemical plant or nuclear plant or power plant. >> stephanie: nuclear pants. >> sorry. simmer down. all of the things that the federal government has built in
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those states which since they receive more money than they actually give is the majority of the infrastructure. we'll re-claim our asphalt and we'll come and re-claim -- >> stephanie: you know what gives you nuclear pants? magic beans and fairy dust. [ explosion ] which is what the boehner budget -- >> the joke you're making is i misspoke. >> stephanie: laura in new york. >> caller: how are you? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: three quick points if i could. i've been paying into social security since i was 14 years old. two years ago i'm on disability. i had a home care aide coming for an open wound i have. pushing this catalog of supplies i need to buy. when i asked about it, why can't i go to my local pharmacist, oh, no no, use the catalog. there were no prices in it. i said there is no pricing. oh, don't worry medicare will pay for it. you don't have to worry about that. i am concerned about that. and then on top of that, of my
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$980 i received, the government takes $135 for a student loan i had. on top of that, i have too much income so i have to pay $89 for my medicaid insurance. i need the supplemental health insurance. what i would like to know is i'm a liberal open-minded person. i would really like to hear from the top 2% how is a tax increase really going to be a detriment to your life? truly? i'm open to hearing that. >> stephanie: we've been talking about this. this kind of fearmongering and demagoguing. we're talking about the low 30%. what are we screaming about? who was really doing badly during the clinton years? all right. >> the problem is that kind of tax structure makes it so that -- again, part of it is taking capital gains -- the dividend income back up to a normal income. that's the biggest leap for them. that's the one they're freaked out about. when you do that, it makes you less -- likely to take your money out of the investment
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system and just spend it or put it someplace else and it keeps it in the system. keeps american businesses flowing. keeps you invested. that investment in and of itself is good for the economy. it is the extraction over the last decade that's actually really harmful where people are skimming the short-term -- like shorting airlines or something. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> stephanie: i'm confused. i thought yesterday we had a -- california was banning gay repairtive therapy which is dangerous. two federal judges have arrived at opposite conclusions on whether the state's first of its kind law prohibiting therapist from changing them violates the constitution. i don't actually know what's happening because i thought the ban went into effect. i thought no barbarians would be disciplined. >> bar wearians need to be ed -- educated. they need to be disciplined. >> i need a corn dog right now. >> with a corn dog.
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that's terrible discipline. >> stephanie: 45 minutes after the hour. back with the remaining moments of hump days with hal sparks on "the stephanie miller show." >> this is all very strange. >> i agree. something's not right. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." >>connect with "talking liberally with stephanie miller" at facebook.com/stephaniemillershow and on twitter at smshow. i think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they can question whether i'm right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. smiles make more smiles.
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you know who's coming on to me you know the kind of guys who do like verse mortgage commercials? those types are coming on to me all the time now. >> she gets the comedians laughing... >> that's hilarious! >> ...and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me. >> absolutely! >> and so would mitt romeny. >> she's joy behar.
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>> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. ♪ she's got -- >> stephanie miller -- >> eyes ♪ >> marty feldman eyes. >> stephanie: 50 minutes after the hour.
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hump days with sexy liberal hal sparks. hurry, get your tickets for sexy liberal, washington, d.c. going fast. wanda in illinois. this is wanda congressional candidate. hey, wanda. >> caller: good morning, guys. how are you? >> stephanie: did you win? did you run? >> caller: i ran in a district that we weren't even supposed to get 27% of the vote. we got 38.6%. >> stephanie: good for you. >> caller: the demographics are changing which showed it is viable so next time if i decide to run again or anyone runs again, then we'll be able to get some help. we don't do that. >> stephanie: they're fighting a losing generational and demographic battle, for sure. >> right. when they say we got re-elected. you got re-elected during gerrymandering. had nothing to do with anything else. but when you're talking about the disabilities issue the reason that the republicans don't want that is because that puts into place where there's
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actual regulation. employers have to make modest accommodations and hire people and they can't discriminate against them. that's the biggest issue. look what they're doing now adjusting for the fiscal cliff. they've said hey let's cut benefits for disabled veterans. >> stephanie: it is amazing. you're right about them saying oh, you know, americans voted for a republican house. no they didn't. a million more people voted for democrats than republicans. >> gerrymandering. >> stephanie: this is not a mandate for more obstructionism. >> a case where the republicans are supporting multinationals -- you hear a lot of clamoring about small business. this is a party that is about multinational corporations. bp and large companies that don't really operate within the united states and a treaty like this would take the americans with disabilities act and poured it out to lot of other countries which a lot of the big corporations don't want to have to do. they think is bad enough they have to do it here.
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they don't want to have to do it in other countries. these guys are running interference for these giant corporations they don't have to help people with disabilities in other countries because to them, it is bad business here. >> stephanie: yep. >> that, by the way is largely veterans. we have so many veterans. >> stephanie: pete townsend -- i thought you were going say -- >> who? >> you missed it! >> once impaled his own hand on his whammy bar. the arm and the who. >> the wind mill. he jammed his hand on to his own whammy bar and it went through his hand. >> stephanie: ow. now we know why. he admitted he's a bit of a neocon. he thought mitt romney would win the election. he said i like the idea of an america as the world's police force and then we don't have to do it. i guess meaning he's a british citizen. i'm just saying we have all of the best rock stars on our side.
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>> pete townsend -- he's a good rock star. even if he's a neodon. >> stephanie: i'm saying politically. >> well, he's not ted nugent. >> neither is ted nugent. >> stephanie: aretha franklin, detroit sexy liberal. i wonder if she will be at d.c. with her bedazzled hat like she was for the last inauguration. she had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction at the kennedy honors. the upper half of her pink gown wasn't hooked properly and slid down to her waist exposing her foundation wearing girls and all of their victoria's secret glory. now that's an entrance! >> good for her. >> i remember when i did celebrity duets chak chaka kahn came on. she was wearing this big outfit made out of like shredded cloth. so it looked like one of those
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sniper outfits. but tan. and like -- we called it chewbacca khan because her hair went straight down into it. but she's obviously a much better singing voice. >> stephanie: who has officially been nominated for best celebrity sex tape? [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] that would be the octomom. apparently it is a steamy year. >> it was a solo tape by the way. >> stephanie: considering she's the only semi relevant celebrity nominated her closest competitor being the nazi that broke up sandra bullock's marriage. that was second, i guess. >> her. >> stephanie: she has a good chance of winning at the january ceremony. sex tape ceremony. >> is that the avian award? >> she won best solo performance. >> stephanie: right. >> which i don't think it should qualify as porn. i think porn should involve at least another person. >> if you're rubbing one --
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>> stephanie: people watching are supposed to be doing it alone. not the person in them. >> anything you can re-create with a mirror -- >> technically, it was her and the empire state building. >> i see. >> should have gotten some credit. >> i see what you mean. >> eww. >> stephanie: mark in austin, texas. you're on with hal. >> caller: hi, stephanie. good morning. i am the official rock n' roll rodeo of "the stephanie miller show." >> stephanie: how you doing? >> caller: i'm doing fine. now that i'm in austin, i could be better. i have wonderful comedy news this morning. >> stephanie: what's that? >> caller: neil forts is leaving his show in january. guess who's taking over for him? >> stephanie: herman cain. >> caller: that's right. >> it is on at 9:00. >> that's amazing.
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by the way that won't be tired. >> stephanie: no. mary in texas. >> caller: hi, stephanie. >> stephanie: hi mary. >> caller: how are you doing? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i just heard you guys talking about texas -- hey not all of us in texas are idiots. >> stephanie: no of course not. >> caller: i want you guys to know that. >> molly ivans ann richards, great progressives who have come out of texas. >> caller: president obama took san antonio, el paso dallas, houston, all of the big cities, all the way down -- >> stephanie: oh, did he? >> caller: yes, ma'am. we turned them blue. so i wanted to let you know that we started a petition to get those people the hell out of texas. we'll give them $500 and just go anywhere. >> stephanie: all right, thank you, mary. all right. very good. all right. hal sparks, sexy liberal will be at the viper room tonight with
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his band, zero one. flappers here in burbank on sunday. >> this coming sunday. then of course the sexy liberal in d.c. coming up -- >> stephanie: january 19th at the warner theatre. huge celebrity panel. there you go. hurry. get your tickets going fast for d.c. thank you, hal sparks. we love you. >> absolutely. >> stephanie: we'll see you tomorrow on "the stephanie miller show."
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